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Send Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Written By: Lauren Howard



I people-ed all day yesterday. 


For real life. 


The introvert that needs to not hear another person breathe for at least a decade has arrived. 


The notifications have been turned off. 


The stimulation is down to a minimum, and that’s still too much. 


You're thinking too loud. I CAN HEAR YOU THINKING. 


The likelihood that my hair might stand on end if anyone comes within a 10-foot radius of me is high. 


Even my fingernails are socially exhausted.


My schedule is packed because I was out of the office yesterday, and this feels punitive. 


I am physically here, but my social skills did not make the commute down the stairs and into the office today. They are still in bed.


Send noise-canceling headphones, a puppy to pet, a weighted blanket, and a crispy Coke. Rations are necessary to make it through the day.



 


Founder & CEO at elletwo



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