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BuT ThIS IsN’t FacEbOOk!

Written By: Lauren Howard

BuT ThIS IsN’t FacEbOOk!

Uh, no sh!t.

And it makes me wonder what you're doing on Facebook that makes you less "professional" by your definition.

That’s the fundamental difference here, my friend.

I don't need to hide behind an anonymous username to say what I'm actually thinking. I'm not a keyboard warrior. I'm a warrior warrior.

I don’t have anything to hide, and I refuse to hide things anymore.

I won’t be someone different at work than I am at home because there is nothing about outside of work me that would get me fired if I brought it to work. I’m not someone different with my colleagues than my friends.

I tried to be someone that I’m not for a long time, and all it served to do was make me miserable while I believed that I was deserving of toxic environments and workplace abuse.

Professionalism as a principle for how to behave in the workplace is rooted in wh!te supremcy and patriarchy. It serves to make people act wh!ter, male-er, vanilla-er because things that make us not those things are not welcome.

Yeah, no thanks.

I’m the same person at work as I am at home, and that means that all of me is professional.

If you can do the job, you’re professional.

Simple as that.


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Amber Hammes
Amber Hammes
Sep 01, 2023

Yes, and if I can do this job, you can do this job. It's 90k with great insurance and retirement. It's a PENSION plan AND a 401K, you dumb bitch. No one has all that these days. When I see a company like THAT go by, all I say is "HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?"

Amber Hammes
Amber Hammes
Sep 01, 2023
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DAN PRICE deserves love too, you assholes. He would be careful making sure he had consent for sex, I know that for sure. So this sex misconduct stuff was either a mistake or he needs serious help.

Either way, help is needed, asap. I hope Dan has someone close to him that can help him better than I can right now.

But I'll make a mental note of this for future me. Some bell might ring or I'll get a little tingle in my tingler.

For the love of Zendaya, Dan Price is a good dude. Pass it on.

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